How to Make a RoboCop Without Calling It RoboCoop?

"How hard can it be to make another RoboCop without calling it RoboCop?" Schneider asks. "I'm proving the theory wrong, aren't I? Maybe it's not that easy, but an hour"? If you had an hour? Come on. Big guys, a fucking unicorn octopus. A shoe, Harry Hamburger. Ice, ice, ice monster. Fucking meatballs, nine. Dan, please. Lumber, giant termite. Giant beer bottle."