I Got a Finger in My Head. I'm Cussing. I Don't Like It.

"I got finger raped by, you know, the different kind of colleges," she says. "It's a big club is that we're not allowed to cuss." Her mom really liked 'Smashers Watermelons,' but Carlin doesn't smash watermelons. She wants her peers to be more dignified and less vulgar.