The Sex Joke

Dan was sort of looming over her She's against the wall And he's got his hand Perched high up on the wall Like a kickstand and I started to feel kind of sick When I saw that but I didn't understand why So I told him I wanted to go home But when we got to my apartment I had locked myself out Very typical for me at that point. He said that he had a couch in his hotel room We made our way back to the hard rock hotel And he made up the couch for meI couldn't believe it We were hanging out in his hotel rooms I had done it I had made it to adulthoodAnd I was cool, so cool that the coolest person