The Joy of Picking Up Dog Shit

I love it when you take off your pants at night with sanitary pads attached to them and then the dog finds them in the middle of the night pulls them out from under the sheet and starts incessantly licking it. I felt like looking into her psyche every time I look at that bedside table because I think that okay it's really fucking bad, she doesn't even say anything but yeah no you just leave a part there. Do anyone else have a side side table next to their bed which basically reflects that of a crack? Because I do it is her mental. She says: "I've got to do all that myself so where is me that the doors open"