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131 - Brought To You By Kellogg's

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Kelloggs Day

Once there was a farmer who lived at the edge of a forest, and she worked her fields. She felt that if she ever got the nerve, one kelloggs day evening, she would run into the forest. Later, she died while working of her fields. This story doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is kellogs. Years from now, the universe will disperse. When it all expluded, will become cold. And nothing from this thing will ever see the next sgellogs will woch.

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