The Pledge of Allegiance to the King

This is the oath that we have been either invited or required to swear allegiance to the new king. If 85% of people don't actually pledge allegiance to him, then he's only king of 15% of the population. I'm okay with the Pledge of Allegiance to the king happening, as long as they address the national anthem question. What would you pledge allegiance to, Andrew? Guinness. Why would you definitely pledge, in fact, I have on many an occasion. Let me down either. That's the monarch of stout.