Fucking Is Not Just for Hobbits, You Know?

There's a way in which there's this like natural union between a certain kind of dark elf and all the Navy seals in America. The best thing that available to elves is that they can play team sports, you know, and I'm a nerd. My son is a soccer player, he is a competitive soccer player. He plays with the real soccer teams. They kind of have to fucking try out for it. And okay, it's soccer. It's like this gay European sport, right? But like, yeah, it's still like a paramilitary endeavor. And he goes out and gets hurt and hurts people, right? You know, the sense of like, the need for that