Zimbabwe Jokes

In 1994, I was two years old. So you can't blame me for anything. But yeah, today we're talking about an event that happened in September of 1994 in a primary school in Ruwa Zimbabwe. Hence all of these Zimbabwe jokes. Jokes could be in quotes, I think heavy air quotes around jokes, attempts at jokes. In Zimbabwe, jokes are like really obsessive over Zimbabwe and love it and would do anything for it. They're called zimps, zimps for Zimbabwe. And then when I lifted up this topic is actually one of the reasonably large UFO sighting type, close encounter type situations. Oh, no, we need like a sad trombone sound