
Making the Right Choice
Bewildered
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The Red Squirrels Are the Evil Ones Over There
According to googling, red squirrels are six ounces of pure evil. The gray squirrels arrived on ships from England and became angry because they were excluded here. Maybe it's like just that colonial instinct. It makes them evil. They're not human. How could they be humane? I think you can be humane without necessarily being. Squirreal. That's a very Australian way of pronouncing it, but that sounds classy to me. We're going to have squirreal exclusion. None of the squirrels ever went to Australia, by the way. And if they did, we killed them. But not him by spiders,. which now wear their pelts because that's
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