How to Date a New Zealand Girlfriend

Hey guys, here are all the pick-up lines we mentioned in the episode:

1. Hey my name is Microsoft, can I crash at your place tonight?
2. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you. (Eiffel = I fell, meaning to fall in love)
4. If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
5. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
6. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see.
7. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
8. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.
9. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
10. Did you just come out of the oven, because you’re hot!
11. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
12. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.
13. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.
14. Someone better call God, because he’s missing an angel.
15. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
16. Do you have a bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
17. I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
18. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'fine' written all over you.

to chat up (someone) = to flirt, to talk with someone in a flirtatious way