The Fucking Submersible

A group of five people have gone 12,500 feet underwater in a submersible controlled by a video game controller. They are trapped under the water with 96 hours of oxygen and no chance of rescue. The only person who could save them is Gabe Newell, but there's no way he can get to them in time. "The problem for me is not the Logitech controller or anything like the fact there's no seats"