The Middle Seat Isn't the Grease

"I'm with that. Give me a little bit of a discount," he says. "If it's me, by the way, I'm not even taking the flight. I'm just gonna get it." Airlines know how many times you've searched for flights and when they'll be on your schedule - so don't complain too much about being sat in the middle seat if you're going to have no leg room or armrests.