SDT household services and discovery robot joke

This week, we discuss the Cloudflare outage, their current business strategy, and paying OSS maintainers. Plus, thoughts on loading the dishwasher and managing your home.

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Runner-up Titles

• Mystery Knob
• Vegans are cursed vegetarians
• Skilled enough
• Defrag the dishwasher
• Design Intentions
• QR codes everywhere
• I don’t know where we draw the line, but I know where we start
• SDT IoT CMBD, Home Edition.
• SDT Open Source Money Maker
• Lead with Nagware
• Stocks go up, stocks go down
• Safari’s my naked browser
• Coté wanted to add periods to all of these but did not.

Rundown

• FFmpeg to Google: Fund Us or Stop Sending Bugs
• Cloudflare blames massive internet outage on 'latent bug'
• Cloudflare outage on November 18, 2025
• Replicate is joining Cloudflare

Relevant to your Interests

• The Walt Disney Company Announces Multi-Year Distribution Agreement With YouTube TV
• Anthropic claims of Claude AI-automated cyberattacks met with doubt
• Disrupting the first reported AI-orchestrated cyber espionage campaign
• Compact, human-readable serialization of JSON data for LLM prompts
• Outage Tracker | Updog By Datadog
• Jeff Bezos Creates A.I. Start-Up Where He Will Be Co-Chief Executive
• PowerPoint is your therapist, Gamma is your coach | Andreessen Horowitz
• Red Hat Introduces Project Hummingbird for “Zero-CVE” Strategies
• A new era of intelligence with Gemini 3
• The platform that needs a platform
• The AI Coding Startup Favored by Tech CEOs Is Now Worth $29.3 Billion
• The Smartest Fliers Use This App to Survive America’s Travel Hell
• Oracle's Market Cap Decline: Analyzing the Impact on Finance
• OpenAI's Fidji Simo Plans to Make ChatGPT Way More Useful—and Have You Pay For It
• Europe’s cookie nightmare is crumbling

Nonsense

• AI-Powered Teddy Bear Caught Talking About Sexual Fetishes and Instructing Kids How to Find Knives
• Whipped Cream Worth $80K Stolen in Ontario

Conferences

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Recommendations

• Brandon: The Beast in Me
• Matt: The Prestige
• Coté: Fantastic 4 with that Boba Fett guy, “Winter’s Mourning,” from Uncaged Goddesses.

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