You Got What You Want, Fucker?

"I'm watching the set being ripped out. I'm just like, oh my God," says David Letterman of his early days on "Late Show" He was more relaxed in the audition than he was on television. It's getting Malcolm Gladwell's 10,000 hours. The voice in my head is far more punitive than anything anyone can ever say to me,. And so I just beat the shit out of myself all the time.