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Matt Walsh

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

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Cartier's Newest Collector's Watch Is Soft Like a Cushion

Cartier made a watch that is rhyme rhymes with dishy, rhymes with fishy. This watch is real dishy, but the case isn't firm. Something's fishy. As i'm pushing it feels like a cushion. If you can afford a squishy watch, you don't care where the diamond fall. You worried about dima? Here's your next limit as a model. My love is fraut. Even cupid won't give me a shot. They have banned me because i am two to yes, two us. Models hav a hard time dating on line. It's trueyye. The models claim it's because their photos are too

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