Is There a Solution for Your Health Woes?

Reverend Jim Humble is an archbishop of the Genesis 2 church. He's also a billion year old space god who for reasons known only to him has decided to take on the form of an elderly con man in pictures. Billy, do you have cancer? No. Lyme disease, MRSA, multiple sclerosis, any kind of hepatitis, HIV, Parkinson's, malaria? No. And if so, I have a solution for your health woes. Drink bleach. As much bleach as you can possibly fit inside your body. However much bleach you start drinking, drink more bleach than that. Do you know that is the same advice that my funnest drug using friends are used to tell me