Utterly Shamefully Embarrassing Mistaken Identity Stories

My brother started crying cause he's ferociously embarrassed that he's sitting in a stranger's car eating herb and it was the seventies, like, so people didn't lock their cars. He just got into a car and started eating a stranger's biscuits. And that, i remember that story as being, i internalized that story years later, when it was told to me as holy folk. I'd hate to do that. That sounds very embarrassing. Whatever about saying helo to someone climbing into the back of a stranger’s car and eating their biscuits? It's more of a an adult, an adult, shameful mistaken identity story. So my da used to work in