The First Big Guest I've Had

I'm the first E-list celebrity. I've had some D-list celebrities in the past. You got to drink a bed and I get a floor. That's because he provided the bed. For $20,000, you least could have got me a sheet. At least you picked the clean spot. No, we've swiftered it before you came. And if you move anywhere else, it's going to be pretty gross,. But we did find a Swiffer. So what are you going to do for your birthday? My kids are all teenagers, 13, 16 and 19. They get to pick where they're going to go.