I've Got a Toothpaste Problem. Yeah, Yeah, It Was a Drink Problem

I've tried canned and bottled lager. Every time I put it in my mouth, it turns to ash. And I did have a drink problem. People have a go at you for being straight these days. It's a bit over-sobic. Is he going to be an anti-vax? He could be Keith Harris. We play Norwich next. My youngest turned six the week before. And this is his birthday treat. Oh, that's crumb. The people on the terrace had paid cash on the gate to get in. You didn't get that kind of toxic thing in the stands in those days. No one had paid a grand for the season.