184 - The Fog
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The Night Vale Electric Utility Announced a Severe Fog Alert
The Night Vale Meteorological Society has issued a severe fog alert for our town and the surrounding areas. Their press release attempted to reassure the assembled residents and media that fog is merely condensation which hangs low to the ground. But this particular fog is so dense as to absorb all light and sound within it. According to engineers at the Night Vale Electric Utility, the fog has even begun to absorb electrical currents,. causing power outages in all buildings that the fog touches. This includes battery operated electronics like cell phones, cars, and divining rods. The Night Vale Electric utility announced, what a meteorologist! No. Just like slice my hand. There you go again, treating our relationship like we
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