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I Just Want to Write Me Moped
I'd have wanted to be an artist, a great painter. But I'd taken no meaningful steps towards it at all. They chucked me out of sixth form but not for anything heroic. I wasn't one of those who sat fired to the janitor's car or something. Do you know what I mean? If you have an option that you're not actually pursuing actively because you think that's not funny, you're keeping in there. That would only have happened if a miracle had occurred. Admittedly, what I'm saying is I was hoping to win the lottery but I wasn't doing the lottery. It feels like that."