What Are Your Predictions for the Next Six or Seven Weeks That We Are Off Air?

I think everything's going to be funny over the next six or seven weeks that we are off air. Putin will apologise and say, I'm sorry, I don't know why I went into Ukraine. The telegraph will still be doing pages one to seven on mat hand cuts. And Kia Starmer will make Boris Johnson's daddy's chief of staff. We'll all find out that Matt Hancock is actually a really good kisser.