The Hunter Biden Story

I have never seen a man take so many incriminating selfies in my whole life. Hunter Biden is a big part of the crack community and he wants to make sure everybody knows He's the best if you're that good at smoking crack you want people to know. I was thinking about like the Roman Republic or the Roman Empire really how they would have like these giant Parties and on boats like when it was all falling apart. There's just these decadent things and then we see these festival of Joe Biden Just like vaguely staring out his wife not even looking at his son who's a crack head Who just got like not pardoned but like a Mr. Miner for having like crack and a gun