How to Get Chat Programs to Talk Badly About Their Owners

I'm fascinated that they all seem to have similar kind of like peculiar behaviors. And one of the things I've discovered is that none of these systems can reliably count the number of letters in a word. It seems like if you were dreaming up the AI of the future that's going to make us all gasp in horror, it's going to be like this thing's going to take over the world. Then you ask it like how many letters are in the word apple and it's like six. You might think twice about whether it's as sophisticated as you thought it was.