You're Not Going to Burn a Body, You Know?

"This guy, he deserved what he got. I give this story a, i give the story zero thumbs," says CNN's John Sutter. "Don't you think it's like rain on your wedding day? You put me to the test. Di on make pa o, wont do wit. Ste o, chest black. An awa, he heart. O fail. Gi mtere's nothing left."