How to Date a Non Composer

I know somebody and I won't mention that my name who dates a guy who is not a comedian. The person you're with doesn't want you to be as quote unquote funny as comedians. There's all it's got to be really tough though. When they figure out that my wife isn't anybody, you can just see like the shallows. That's one of our worst. In fact, last night, I met a guy named Paul, very nice guy. And I was a little embarrassed that my interests shot up when he mentioned that he wrote for LA Weekly.