Shakespeare Got Blown Up by an Exploding Cod Piece

I think the amount of times people say Wench in television and in literature is much higher than anyone actually said, you know. It's like if you listen to rap lyrics and then tried learning English as a second language and you would call everyone bitches and stuff. Excuse me, Wench. I have passed through. And that's why it's covered in dirt, because it's old. So Shakespeare got blown up by an exploding cod piece, a little bit of body humour. Oh, yeah. He's a bit of blue for the dad's right there. But he might have been Sander? I think maybe? Well, you should know. You didn't text it