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CGI Hanging Baskets (with guest correspondent Juno Dawson)

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How to Avoid Salty Baths

It's a really flirtatious tricky bath. The water's so salty. If you get it in your eye, they've got a spray with normal water that you spray into your eyeball to get the salt water out. This is a nightmare. So I had drinking lures, having got the toilet 24-7. God knows where salt is in my body right now. My lips tasted like a rub like fish and chips all over my head. Pop in a bit of vinegar on your boyfriend, chucking in. Bit of tartar sauce. Maybe they'll advertise like that. Because if you're a tastelike fish and chips, the whole body would taste like it. Amy

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