Mitch's Roast

This week's Roast is courtesy of Brian. Let me introduce my co-host, all Bush, no wick, the Spoonman Mike Mitchell. That means we're on fumes, we're gonna be bad. Mitch that Roast was sent in by Brian who's not at the show because he's getting married. How about that? You fucking coward. My wife wouldn't let me move her wedding day because I could co-see the Doughboys.