The Koalas and the Fire

The koala is the laziest animal on earth. It sleeps for 22 hours a day. 80% of koalas have chlamydia. So they're stoned with chlamydia, Jim Jeffery says. The only thing reported in North America about the fires in Australia was the koalas. How did they get all the press? Imagine you're a wombat, your family's just burnt to death.