The Pro Life Ad on MTV

"This is two commercials now where a comment has crashed and it's this super cool, uh, sedan, right? This sports car, which is basically just a family sedan is literally from space, dude. The Mitsubishi Eclipse," he says. "You're not gonna get a date at Taco Bell. I can tell you that." He goes on to criticize Nike for making fun of Italian people by saying that they cook pizzas. "'Nike Air Max,' the shoe is technology, which aids man's Olympic progress' ... Who is this old dude?"