The McDonald's Pizza Plan

"I'm gonna die now. If time travel is ever, ever going to be a thing, the time traveler of the future will appear," says Justin McPizza. "We got to do pizza. It's going to be bad. If we try it it's not going to be good." 'This is how McDonald's pizza is how I know time travel won't be invented in my lifetime because I know future justice would have scored me one already,' he adds. "'Make pizza' at 1050 a.m. Sunday, September 28th, 2014,'" asks his clone-in-chief. ''You're so old. Are you ready to get sassy? I am definitely