How I Lost My Virginity

I had a rock hard boner I was making out with this girl, dude. We got into the pussy and then yeah into it in a tent So technically I lost my virginity kind of before that I had a half virginity loose. He just couldn't jizz. No, dude. I fucking I took a pee. That's what I did last night, dude. Whoa I was fucked up. You tasted I got it did the pussy Yeah, how's it even possible? I don't know. I think it was in like eighth grade It's scary dude. It is scary. And uh, I had a rock fight a rager Dude. I drank like 16 Bud lights