The Dark Lord, the Greatest Wizard

If you would lend your might, use it all to the Dark One. You would remain rich by his mercy and his gifts. My power joined with that of the Dark Lord. That's the first time you've been asked to go on a quest. He knows our void. He has learned to fear it. He learns to dominate it and needs the aid of the powerful. I could become the greatest wizard in all of food! But wait, use it or use it or listen to me. Yes, you could join up with the Dark Lord - but you'd probably fuck it up. Right. Alright, never mind. I don't want to do it. What do you got?