The Fairy Godmother

"Fairy godmothers don't get paid. You never see the part in the story where the princess pays the fairy godmother for her services." "I think there's probably, first of all, clever use of the word mangled to like be a little bit of a subliminal message," he says. 'You don't think they had fucking brushes before they had an oil? All right,' his grandmother adds. "'Why is willow everything?' I'm pretty sure they had teeth cleaning devices that were not just like a fucked up branch,'" another reader responds.