The Death of a Shredder

Brady's shredder hasn't worked for about two years and he hasn't replaced it or fixed it. It just sits under my desk dormant. I'm sorry that you had to manually cut up this credit card by hand. Cutting a credit card is a nice with scissors is a pleasant feeling. No, people drop your credit cards around Brady so he can get the naughty satisfaction of cutting up other people's credit cards. Why not eight? That's what existence is for shredders.