The Catholic Church's Explanation of My Rist Foreskin

There's no such thing as christ's foreskin, because he ascended to heaven. Christ had the top of his dicg chopped it wondered the earth for 33 years. And then when christ died, his foreskin separately ascended with him and became the rings of saturn. That's imen catholic church. Do you think they ran that by the pope before they put it out? Ea, three, dotto, a. Is that all right? A one or the other.