Kerry Lace's Defamation of the Midterms

Kerry Lace ran on a platform of denying election results. Now she is denying her election results. In a way, I bet she's relieved that she lost. If she won, then what? She would have had to deny herself. It would be like TLC meeting a scrub and liking him. What? It turns out a scrub is a guy who can get love from me? Well, you know what? I'm going to go chase some waterfalls. Anyway, this is a love for Kerry Lake. As she goes through the five stages of Republican grief. Denial, denial, denial, pooping in Nancy Pelosi's office, and denial.