The Role of Birthdays in Aging

Birthdays are actually rituals against us. Who came up with the idea of blowing out candles and singing happy birthday to you Happy birthday Now now listen Whoever started it? It's conjuring you older because it's sealing in your fate to grow older. Imagine we come back on the podcast and we're back to 25. That's crazy Oh, I've seen this guy though. His pants do not fit on bro One more theory, okay, this one's kind of fucked but I saw this on tiktok the other day They pretty much say that birthdays on They're actually Rituals against us. How's that?" "It seriously is a ritual you blow a candle you say