The Fucking 1880s

"I wish we advertised for dominatrixes, but not the ones that crush children's bones," Bechtel says. "You got to be careful... The dick, the dick pills will give you a bone to crush." He also wishes there was a punk rock taxidermist willing to put in Bechtelcast and 15% off your cockerspaniel. Do you have too many animal corpses in your freezer?