How Can I Suck My Own Dick Too Much?

I decided that it wouldn't be a problem for me to make an NFT, but I could not encourage anybody to buy it from me. So then I started looking into ERC 721 and looking on how NFTs on Ethereum works. And what I found was overwhelmingly negative. It's like development direction, which is terrible in order to be an informed consumer to even pay me $10 for this like NFT. Like I'll avoid like sucking my own dick too much. How can I swear? Of course you can. Okay. My grandmother asked me how I haven't gotten kicked off the radio yet. Because I won't tell her I have a radio show because I didn