The Importance of Bunk Masturbation

Not on the bus. What have you jerked off on? I did it in the hotel room. My girlfriend masturbated in a bunk. She's a woman of the people. Having fun on the road. Getting it all out there. Yeah, your camp cat was masturbated on the bus today. It wasn't one of those moments that you're thinking. It's okay. You never knew. And this is how I get it. Dance, would I do it next time? Sure, sure. Oh no, he's listening. Dateline, tour bus.