The Hemorrhoid Years

Vines voice is that of a nagging hemorrhoid. Because that is the ultimate current affair, isn't it? That we all have to wrestle with on a daily basis. A lot of these deedges come into their prime in the hemorrhoid years. We're talking 55 to 64. The peak. There's anal blossoming at that point. And also Lionel Richie song is any of those sort of these listening songs are almost the exact length it takes for you to perform a hemorrhoid bleed. Exactly. Radio two communion. But it might also explain a true story about me and Jeremy Vine, which is I once saw Jeremy Vine. Here we go. Is this a urinal?