The Precious Bacon

In 19 64, the people who make ready whip rolled out a whole product called ready bacon. And it was a pouch lined with absorbent paper. It's four pieces of precooked bacon and the idea is you put that in a toaster slot, heat it for 90 seconds and then pop it back out. You have bacon in 90 seconds. That'ss like a good idea. I like it. But then ias, a prety mita wave.