Slow Down Your Dog, Monica

I've heard of situations where people were unable to use the stairs, and the next thing you know, they're going 30 miles an hour up the stairs. You got a dog that's moving too fast to pet? This will slow it down so you can pet that dog. William shakespeare him f couldn't come up with some more sad, more sad than a fast dog and a slow child. To watch those two things interact, its watching matter and anti matter engaged in the infinite dance of sorrow that makes up our universe. Never the twain shall meet.