Don't Give It Up for Dark Brandon

The White House Correspondents Association gives us a list of the confirmed guest, but you don't know who's going to show up or not. We were told from the jump there would only be one property brother, only one property brother. And then I go down to COVID testing that morning and I'm like, he got to be shitting me. So we started trying to figure out a new open. That ended up being way funnier. Then I find out from one of our other writers, Matt Nagering, that Dr. Fauci was there because you all are at the table or whatever,. Just checking Twitter and looking at stuff. They're sending me jokes in real