The Fucking Drug Addict, Jim Orsay, and the Houston Astros

I overdid it with the coffee the other day, like two days in a row, I had a cappuccino and then I got a double espresso later on the day. This is just me, you know, being a cunt, because all of you guys, including fans of the Houston Astros, you guys all sat back and let that drug addict piece of shit, Jim Orsay slander our fucking team. Um, anyway, he's been trying to go to the gym every day and now I, I, I just, I don't know. He doesn't think naps are good for your brain but they can help clear cobwebs.