12 - The Candidate
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The Nightvale Maul Is Having to Deal With Anxious Parents
The nightvale maul is having to deal with angry calls from parents after the santa they hired for christmas photos was once again a no show. Mall public relations officials said that the missing santa is actually a formance art piece meant to show people how our capitalist idols are truly non existent. They concluded by chanting and pumping their arms in unison, like a lower paleolithic version of the y m c a dance.
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