Carrot Cake: The Most Sexual of All the Fucking Cakes

"I'm unintentionally sexualizing carrot cake here and it's the least sexual of all the fucking cakes. It's a very functional cake, which I'd nearly eat it for lunch," he says. "There's carrots in it. There's grated carrots in it." He adds: "You can't make a cake or a carrots. You lie and bastard".