How to Buy a Helicopter

I wouldn't have anywhere to park it for a start. If I parked it on the street it would just get like ruined. My current cars had like two people drive into it. So it's got like massive dents on either side. It's kind of evened out the aerodynamics of the car because with one dent on one side you know it was like not quite right. Yeah so if I got a Porsche I don't think I mean but then I don't really drive anywhere either so I wouldn't really need a car. Would you buy a helicopter then? Well I can't fly a helicopter can I? You could have lessons. Or you could have someone fly it for